Prelude Introduction:-- How To Climb The Main Line

Chapter I-- The Landscape: The Main Line Battleground

Chapter II-- How to be a Socialite: “It” starts with your name

Chapter III-- Invitations Darling: Cotillions, Birthday Parties et al

Chapter IV-- Death by Committee: Social Climbing 101

Chapter V-- How to be a Co-Chair

The Social Season:
The Antique Show
The Academy Ball
The Museum of Art
Pennsylvania Fine Arts
The Ballet
The Opera

Chapter VI-- The Rules: How to get in and stay in

Chapter VII-- All about Me, a True SC

Chapter VIII-- The Salon: The SC Office

Chapter IX-- Catty Women: Portraits at Private Clubs

Chapter X-- Family: Learning proper English

Chapter XI-- The Home: How an Un domestic Diva Decorates and does Dinner

Chapter XII-- Friends: Doctor Dads, Politicians and an Heiress to Learn From

Chapter XIII-- Party, Party, Party: The Staring Committee

Chapter XIV-- How to be WASP: Manicures, Pedicures, Clothes & Why not to have a vanity plate

Chapter XV-- The Importance of the Right Table

Chapter XVI-- The Ocean City Yacht Club

Chapter XVII-- How one Summers at the Shore: The Beach

Chapter XVIII-- Preppy People Boat

Chapter XIX-- Sundays: Coffee, Coupons, The Closet, The Eagles, Bath & Wine

Chapter XX-- Life’s a Beach

Chapter XXI-- Male Attention, A Must!: “It” Girls Have a Gay BFF

Chapter XXII-- September Vogue: Kicks Off the Social Season

Chapter XXIII-- A Typical Day: If She Won’t Tell you What She’s Wearing, Dig Through Her Bag

Chapter XXIV-- How to Entertain at Home

Chapter XXV-- Subtle Snubbing: How to be a Bitch & Get Away with it

Chapter XXVI-- Travel: What to Wear in Aspen

Chapter XXVII-- Being Left Out

Chapter XXVIII-- The Tea Club: Life Never Surpassed 7th Grade

Chapter XXIX-- How SC's Shop: Saks Serves Champagne

Chapter XXX-- Personal Trainers: Gossip & A Good Body

Chapter XXXI-- Cocktail Parties: The Little Black Dress is so Out it is In

Chapter XXXII-- Stratton: How Socialites Ski

Chapter XXXIII-- The Spa: How to Detox From it All

Chapter XXXIV-- Hair, Jewelry: The Fight, The Confrontation: Why you Should Never Sleep with Your Friend’s ex, and Your Stylist Knows all the Secrets

Chapter XXXV-- The Photograph: Social Climbing Psychopaths; Bible--The Society Page

Chapter XXXVI-- Invitation Stuffing, Gift Bags and The Raffles

Chapter XXXVII-- The Academy Ball: The Ultimate Event of the Season

Chapter XXXVIII-- How to Throw a Bridal Shower

Chapter XXXIX-- The Aftermath: Escape to Maine

Chapter XXXX-- How to Not Have Flat Hair

Chapter XXXXI-- People Never Change